Survey Time (Friday, April 04, 2008)

Let me just say that I hate the goddam HTML you get in some of the survey code for MySpace. I’ve spent more time removing friggin’ tags & cleaning this shit up than I did answering the questions. But yet, I still like the little fuckers (surveys, that is...)

If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?
Maximillian

When you were in elementary school, what did you want to be when you grew up? astronaut

Are you disappointed with where you are now in life?
No

Are you more or less lonely than you were 10 years ago?
Same (not lonely)

Do you have any recurring dreams?
No

Do you like the taste of beer?
Ya

Sex is...
great w/someone you love

Do you have a best friend?
Ya

Do you have a ’friend’ whom you don’t like very much?
Ya

Can you diagram a sentence?
Not anymore

Can you solve a quadratic equation?
Never could; can’t now

Can you name all seven dwarves?
Dopey, Sneezy, Doc, Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful...hell, I came close

Can you perform CPR?
Yes

Do you think you could actually DO CPR, if you had to?
Yes

What would you buy right now with $50 extra dollars?
A good bottle of vodka & Sam Adams White Ale

What about $5000 extra dollars?
Downpayment on a MINI Cooper

Do you think that parents matter?
Yes

Describe your perfect birthday cake.
Really good cheesecake

Write a haiku.
Might as well ask me another question about mathematics...

What gives you comfort?
My dogs

Is there anything you dread?
Nothing I dread seriously

Who makes you laugh the hardest?
My best friends, or Vince Vaughn (not a best friend but he’s funny as hell)

What’s the best part of your job?
The casual downtime BS

What do you think happens when you die?
I stop breathing. Then my soul goes somewhere

What was the best part about 8th grade?
Jr. high football, Nike hi-tops, and Van Halen’s 1984

Do you like your feet?
Sure

Liberal or conservative?
Liberal

Why? Answer in 10 words only.
Cuz mean selfish people suck

Do you smile in pictures?
Sometimes

Do you know your cousins?
Yes

Do you have one dish that you cook well? What is it?
Yup., Blackened chicken alfredo

Can you sing the Animaniacs theme song?
WTF?

How about the Star Spangled Banner?
Not in-tune

Will you sleep well tonight?
I hope so

Do dirty pictures of you exist?
No

If not, why not?
I’m not that stupid

Name 10 words that start with ’s’.
snake
stuff
stoked
speed
sofa
surfin’
sprint
sauced
soliloquy
serendipity

Do you give blood?
No

Song in your head right now?
Crystal Baller - Third Eye Blind