Guilty Pleasures (Wednesday, January 09, 2008)

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80's hair bands like Poison

80's music in general

Singing along full-bore w/the aforementioned

Silk underwear. Or no underwear at all.

Deep-dish pizza w/extra cheese.

Drinking cold milk straight from the carton. After scooping peanut butter w/your finger instead of a spoon. And double-dipping.

Watching someone else get a speeding ticket when the radar gun was aimed squarely at you.

Getting to work late, and leaving early the same day.

Old episodes of Miami Vice

Wasting hours of time for a smug pretentious salesperson talking about high-end shit (cars, clothes, electronics) you have no intention of buying.

Taking an extra 30 min. at lunch to sit in the sun & space out.

Putting off bills to buy some over-the-top luxury you always wanted.

The four-day weekend.

Writing tongue-in-cheek prose like this.

"Th-th-that-th-th-tha-th-th-tha-tha-th-th.....................go home folks." - Porky Pig